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A RATING SYSTEM WITH WHICH TO CLASSIFY THE OVERALL SWEETNESS OF AN AMERICAN MAN

An american boy (man) can be just a boy (man) or he may pocess a level of sweetness. Level one sweetness implies a sweet boy (man). All levels of sweetness can be punctuated by an exclamatory cherry (on top). The maximum level of sweetness a boy (man) can reach is level 4; ie. a sweet sweet sweet sweet boy. That being said, it is understood that a level four sweet boy (man) may, although highly unlikely, also pocess a cherry, making the maximum rating of sweetnes technically a level 4 + cherry; ie. a sweet sweet sweet sweet boy with a cherry on top.